Apr 20 2009
Dubya and Clinton are Coming to Town.
I was dumbfounded when I discovered that George W. Bush and Bill Clinton are coming to Toronto on May 29th. They have been invited to speak at a high-class gathering on the events of the past 16 years. Now clearly this isn’t one of those opportunities provided by Ticketmaster, but just because we can’t afford to get in, doesn’t mean we can’t partake in the festivities. I can just imagine the pandemonium outside the event location, chants of “war criminal” and signs reading “war monger”, while Bush and Clinton impersonators display their homosexual tendencies with each other. This is one event that I can’t afford to miss.
It sounds like a party ben; I hope you get the chance to do something totally outrageous that insults them both. But really I wish the RCMP would take Bush into custody. I thought there was a group of lawyers in Canada who were making it their mission to keep Bush out, or if he does come back to get him arrested… Ohh that would be soooooo sweeet. Please try to get our former president arrested, we would be forever grateful.