Apr 10 2009
Britney Spears Up In Smoke
I promised myself that I would never dedicate an entire blog to this woman, but I’m making an exception. The woman I’m referring to is Britney Spears, who performed in Vancouver last week in front of a sold out and very stoned audience. In fact, the arena was so congested in smoke that a few members of Brintney’s dance team were too nauseous to perform. As a result, the concert was put to a halt, while an announcement was made in which the audience was asked to stop smoking. Thirty minutes later, the concert commenced once again.
I realize that we are talking about B.C., but nonetheless, it’s hard to fathom that Britney has such a large stoner following. As Brintey parted and waved farewell to her beloved fans, she gave the Vancouver crowd some advice. “Stop smoking weed,” she said, which is quite ironic coming from from a pill-popping, hit and run single mother. However, maybe we should take her advice seriously, because come on now, a few years ago her words of wisdom dramatically gave hope to the entire world when she said, ” I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that.”