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Jan 22 2009

I Was Wrong, Obama is God

Published by benistiphan at 11:05 am under News Edit This

Obama recently decided to retake the oath of the office after the first recitation did not go so well. First of all, I would like to apologize to the President. I previously stated that it was Obama who forgot the words of the oath, but as it turns out, it was Chief Justice John Roberts who read the words incorrectly. I suppose I knew it all along, but I was convinced otherwise, as I was yearning for a story that would juxtapose Obama’s godliness. Maybe he is the chosen one. No flaws committed by the new President yet, but that’s nothing to brag about after only three days on the job. Three months, on the other hand would surely surpass the accomplishments of the previous President.      

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4 Responses to “I Was Wrong, Obama is God”

  1. # dncresearchon 22 Jan 2009 at 3:03 pm edit this

    No, no, he’s not God; he’s either the Messiah or the Antichrist, depending upon your political affiliation. :)

  2. # skwguitaron 22 Jan 2009 at 7:53 pm edit this

    lol what about if your libertarian? I’m still trying to figure out the answer to that question…

  3. # politicalanimalon 22 Jan 2009 at 11:18 pm edit this

    What if you’re an independent? I hope he gravitates toward the center. That’s where it’s at! To hell with both ideologies!

    http://politicalanimal.today.com/

  4. # bill_fingeron 22 Jan 2009 at 11:21 pm edit this

    The only two things I believe in now are Barack Obama and Harvey Dent.

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