The Daily Gist: With Ben Istiphan

Christmas is a crazy time of year when we tend to act with little rationality and prudence. Even Santa Claus has acted inappropriately at times. For example, last night in Los Angeles, a disgruntled Santa spoiled a Christmas party, when he unexpectedly walked into a house with a handgun. Six were found dead, while Santa proceeded to burn the house down, only to be found dead as well the next morning at another location. I stated previously that the old guy was personally feeling the brunt of the economic recession, but i couldn’t predict that he would become completely senile. The least he could have done was go down the chimney, you know, for old time sake.

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